Bruce Banner
A strawberry-diesel hulk of a hybrid. Fast, loud, creative.
Lab-verified by Cristoclear Analytics · COA report #3024 · figures vary batch to batch.
The terps doing the talking.
Terpenes are the aromatic oils that shape how a strain smells and how it makes you feel. Bruce Banner leans on caryophyllene up front. Here's the lineup.
Caryophyllene
0.36%The chill one. It's the only terpene that actually talks to your body's CB2 receptors, so it leans calm, warm, and easy on stress.
Limonene
0.30%The mood-lifter. Like the first sip of lemonade: sunny, heady, and a little buzzy in the best way.
Myrcene
0.24%The couch magnet. Heavy, herbal, and the classic reason a good indica melts you into the cushions.
Linalool
0.15%The soft blanket. Mellow and soothing, and the reason this one never gets jittery.
Real talk on the high.
Bruce Banner doesn't ease in. It kicks the door open. This is the famous #3 cut (OG Kush × Strawberry Diesel), and it comes on fast and strong with a big, euphoric, creative head-rush. It smells exactly like its parents: sweet strawberry with a diesel growl underneath.
At over 28% THC it lives up to the hulk name. It hits hard up top, then settles into a comfortable, happy body. Big energy, big mood, big flavor. A sativa-leaning hybrid that absolutely earns its reputation.
How Bruce Banner actually hits.
Our totally-unscientific, completely-honest read on what to expect. Five flowers is a lot of that thing.
When somebody tells me they want to actually feel it, this is what I grab. It's fast, it's potent, and it's perfect for a creative session or powering through a busy afternoon. Newer smokers should pace themselves, because Banner's got a temper. Everybody else: enjoy the ride.
If you're into Bruce Banner…
Come try Bruce Banner.
Order ahead online and we'll have it bagged and ready, or roll through and let a budtender walk you through the shelf.