Johnny Boy
Menthol-gas indica, built for lights-out.
Lab-verified by Cristoclear Analytics · COA report #7612 · figures vary batch to batch.
The terps doing the talking.
Terpenes are the aromatic oils that shape how a strain smells and how it makes you feel. Johnny Boy leans on myrcene up front. Here's the lineup.
Myrcene
1.27%The couch magnet. Heavy, herbal, and the classic reason a good indica melts you into the cushions.
Caryophyllene
0.37%The chill one. It's the only terpene that actually talks to your body's CB2 receptors, so it leans calm, warm, and easy on stress.
Pinene
0.23%Keeps your head a little clearer and brighter while everything else settles in.
Humulene
0.14%Grounding and a touch dry. It rounds the sharp edges off the louder terps.
Real talk on the high.
Johnny Boy is Baby Yoda, that Khalifa Kush × The Menthol cross, and it smokes like a proper nightcap. Spicy diesel and cool menthol-pine on the nose, and it's our most terpene-loaded flower right now. More than half of it is myrcene, the deep mango-musk terp that basically means couch-lock.
It starts a little tingly and happy, maybe even chatty for a minute, then the indica takes the wheel: heavy eyes, quiet mind, slow everything. The kind of high you feel in your shoulders more than your head.
How Johnny Boy actually hits.
Our totally-unscientific, completely-honest read on what to expect. Five flowers is a lot of that thing.
Straight up: this is a bedtime strain. If you've got trouble winding down or shutting your brain off at night, Baby Yoda is the one I'd hand you. Don't make plans after. Pour a glass of water, find a comfortable spot, and that's the whole plan.
If you're into Johnny Boy…
Come try Johnny Boy.
Order ahead online and we'll have it bagged and ready, or roll through and let a budtender walk you through the shelf.